{"id":214,"date":"2008-09-23T09:56:38","date_gmt":"2008-09-23T14:56:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=214"},"modified":"2008-09-23T09:56:38","modified_gmt":"2008-09-23T14:56:38","slug":"the-nun-and-the-taxi-driver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/09\/23\/the-nun-and-the-taxi-driver\/","title":{"rendered":"The nun and the taxi driver."},"content":{"rendered":"

From Edel:<\/p>\n

A cabbie \u00c2\u00a0picks up a Nun.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

She gets into \u00c2\u00a0the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.<\/p>\n

She asks him why he is \u00c2\u00a0staring.
\nHe \u00c2\u00a0replies: ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’
\nShe answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’<\/p>\n

‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to \u00c2\u00a0have sex with a nun.’<\/p>\n

She responds, ‘Well, let’s see what we can do about that:
\n#1, You have to be single
\n#2, You must be Catholic.
\n#3, I have to save my virginity, you will have to enter me from behind.<\/p>\n

The cab driver is very excited and \u00c2\u00a0says, ‘Yes, I’m single, \u00c2\u00a0Catholic, and I’m happy to enter from behind!’<\/p>\n

‘OK’ \u00c2\u00a0the \u00c2\u00a0nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’<\/p>\n

The nun fulfills his \u00c2\u00a0fantasy, in a way that would make a hooker blush.<\/p>\n

But when they \u00c2\u00a0get back on the road, the cab driver starts \u00c2\u00a0crying.<\/p>\n

‘My dear \u00c2\u00a0child,’ says the nun, ‘why are you crying?’<\/p>\n

‘Forgive me but \u00c2\u00a0I’ve sinned. \u00c2\u00a0I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m \u00c2\u00a0Jewish..’<\/p>\n

The nun says, ‘That’s OK. \u00c2\u00a0My name is Kevin and I’m going to fancy dress party<\/a> (costume party).’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From Edel: A cabbie \u00c2\u00a0picks up a Nun. She gets into \u00c2\u00a0the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is \u00c2\u00a0staring. He \u00c2\u00a0replies: ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’ She answers, ‘My son, you cannot […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[371,38,17,90],"tags":[268,865,864,166,859,856,853,40,858,863,855,854,177,862,860,1941,857,103,861],"class_list":["post-214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-car","category-men","category-nuns","category-sex","tag-bum","tag-cab","tag-cabbie","tag-catholic","tag-costume-party","tag-crying","tag-driver","tag-edel","tag-fancy-dress-party","tag-handsome","tag-hooker","tag-kevin","tag-nun","tag-offensive","tag-party","tag-sex","tag-sinned","tag-taxi","tag-virginity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=214"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":215,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions\/215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}