{"id":230,"date":"2008-09-27T18:49:18","date_gmt":"2008-09-27T23:49:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=230"},"modified":"2008-09-27T18:49:18","modified_gmt":"2008-09-27T23:49:18","slug":"quote-for-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/09\/27\/quote-for-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Quote for the day:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More from Ernie!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Whatever you give a woman, she&#8217;s going to multiply it.<br \/>\nIf you give her sperm, she&#8217;ll give you a baby.<br \/>\nIf you give her a house, she&#8217;ll give you a home.<br \/>\nIf you give her groceries, she&#8217;ll give you a meal.<br \/>\nIf you give her a smile, she&#8217;ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.<br \/>\nSo &#8211; if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More from Ernie! &#8220;Whatever you give a woman, she&#8217;s going to multiply it. If you give her sperm, she&#8217;ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she&#8217;ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she&#8217;ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she&#8217;ll give you her heart. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,290,39],"tags":[341,904,132,901,903,900,298,902,1931,670,737,899,1932],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men","category-wisedom","category-women","tag-baby","tag-crap","tag-ernie","tag-groceries","tag-heart","tag-home","tag-house","tag-meal","tag-men","tag-shit","tag-smile","tag-sperm","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":232,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions\/232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}