And another great joke from Ernie! This must be the anti-blonde blonde joke!<\/p>\n
A Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
\nHe immediately turns to her and makes his move. ‘You know,’ he says, ‘I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let’s talk.’<\/p>\n
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy,<\/p>\n
‘What would you like to discuss?’<\/p>\n
‘Oh, I don’t know,’ says the guy. ‘How about nuclear power?’<\/p>\n
‘OK,’ says the blonde. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff–grass. Yet the deer excretes\u00c2\u00a0 little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?’<\/p>\n
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, ‘I haven’t the slightest idea.’<\/p>\n
‘So tell me,’ says the blonde, ‘How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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