{"id":246,"date":"2008-10-16T21:08:08","date_gmt":"2008-10-17T02:08:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=246"},"modified":"2008-10-16T21:08:08","modified_gmt":"2008-10-17T02:08:08","slug":"group-therapy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/10\/16\/group-therapy\/","title":{"rendered":"Group therapy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is Ernie the only person who get&#8217;s e-mailed jokes? Anyway, where another great joke from Ernie:<\/p>\n<div>A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. &#8216;You all have obsessions,&#8217; he observed.<br \/>\nTo the first mother, Mary, he said, &#8216;You are obsessed with eating. You&#8217;ve even named your daughter Candy.&#8217;<\/div>\n<div>He turned to the second Mom, Ann: &#8216;Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child&#8217;s name, Penny.&#8217;<\/div>\n<div>He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: &#8216;Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child&#8217;s name, Brandy.&#8217;<\/div>\n<div>At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, &#8216;Come on, Dick, we&#8217;re leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is Ernie the only person who get&#8217;s e-mailed jokes? Anyway, where another great joke from Ernie: A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. &#8216;You all have obsessions,&#8217; he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, &#8216;You are obsessed with eating. You&#8217;ve even named your daughter [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[444,39],"tags":[321,955,950,953,957,135,132,951,959,956,949,516,952,515,954,167,948,958],"class_list":["post-246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-medicine","category-women","tag-alcohol","tag-brandy","tag-candy","tag-children","tag-dick","tag-eating","tag-ernie","tag-group-therapy","tag-innuendo","tag-kathy","tag-mary","tag-mom","tag-mothers","tag-mum","tag-obsessions","tag-peter","tag-psychiatrist","tag-willy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":248,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions\/248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}