{"id":26,"date":"2008-02-21T20:56:26","date_gmt":"2008-02-22T01:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=26"},"modified":"2009-01-25T18:04:04","modified_gmt":"2009-01-25T23:04:04","slug":"irish-summer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/02\/21\/irish-summer\/","title":{"rendered":"Irish Summer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What do you call two straight days of rain in Ireland ?  A weekend.<\/p>\n<p>It only rains twice a year in Ireland : August through April and May through July.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the definition of an Irish optimist?  A guy with a sun visor on his rain hat.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I can &#8216;t believe it,&#8221; said the tourist. &#8220;I&#8217;ve been here an entire week and it &#8216;s done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well, that&#8217; s hard to say,&#8221; replied the local. &#8220;Last year, it was on a Wednesday.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you call two straight days of rain in Ireland ? A weekend. It only rains twice a year in Ireland : August through April and May through July. What&#8217;s the definition of an Irish optimist? A guy with a sun visor on his rain hat. &#8220;I can &#8216;t believe it,&#8221; said the tourist. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,63],"tags":[1395,64,1921,1396,1394,1398,68,1399,1397,1937,1393],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-irish","category-weather","tag-april","tag-ireland","tag-irish","tag-july","tag-may","tag-optimist","tag-rain","tag-summer","tag-visor","tag-weather","tag-weekend"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":421,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions\/421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}