Ernie’s always sending me jokes! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.<\/em><\/p>\n Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the male therapist got up, walked around the desk, and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow<\/em>. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.<\/p>\n The therapist turned to the husband and said, ‘This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can <\/em>you<\/strong> do this?’<\/em><\/p>\n The husband thought for a moment and replied, ‘Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ernie’s always sending me jokes! \ud83d\ude42 A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[186,38,39],"tags":[1024,132,782,69,1027,1028,235,1949,1031,1025,1023,1026,1030,1029,119,446],"class_list":["post-264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marriage","category-men","category-women","tag-desk","tag-ernie","tag-golf","tag-husband","tag-intimacy","tag-loneliness","tag-man","tag-marriage","tag-neglect","tag-passion","tag-therapist","tag-tirade","tag-unlovable","tag-unloved","tag-wife","tag-woman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":285,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions\/285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}