{"id":266,"date":"2008-11-10T23:44:51","date_gmt":"2008-11-11T04:44:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=266"},"modified":"2008-11-19T23:21:46","modified_gmt":"2008-11-20T04:21:46","slug":"2-theories-of-creation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/11\/10\/2-theories-of-creation\/","title":{"rendered":"2 theories of creation!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Finally a joke from Edel:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small; font-family: Times New Roman;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">A little girl asked her mother: &#8216;<em>How did the human race appear?<\/em>&#8216; The mother answered, <em>&#8216;God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.&#8217; <\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small; font-family: Times New Roman;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, <em>&#8216;Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.&#8217; <\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small; font-family: Times New Roman;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">The confused girl returned to her mother and said, <em>&#8216;Mum, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?&#8217; <\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small; font-family: Times New Roman;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">The mother answered, <strong>&#8216;Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.&#8217;<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finally a joke from Edel: A little girl asked her mother: &#8216;How did the human race appear?&#8216; The mother answered, &#8216;God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.&#8217; Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, &#8216;Many years ago there were monkeys from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[720,186,38,318,39],"tags":[212,1034,1035,953,1033,1037,615,40,213,1032,1977,452,768,1036,1038,517],"class_list":["post-266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-marriage","category-men","category-religion","category-women","tag-adam","tag-adam-and-eve","tag-bible","tag-children","tag-creation","tag-dad","tag-daughter","tag-edel","tag-eve","tag-evolution","tag-family","tag-father","tag-god","tag-mankind","tag-monkeys","tag-mother"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=266"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":289,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266\/revisions\/289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}