More from Ernie!<\/p>\n
Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.<\/p>\n
One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, ‘Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years’?<\/p>\n
The fairy godmother replied, ‘Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?’<\/p>\n
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: ‘The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I’m living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.<\/p>\n
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold<\/p>\n
Cinderella said, ‘Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother’.<\/p>\n
The fairy godmother replied ‘it is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?’<\/p>\n
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, ‘I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had.’<\/p>\n
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years<\/p>\n
And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: ‘You have one more wish; what shall it be?’<\/p>\n
Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, ‘I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man.’<\/p>\n
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.<\/p>\n
The fairy godmother said, ‘Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life. With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other’s eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.<\/p>\n
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered……….
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More from Ernie! Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, ‘Fairy Godmother, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[1091,1080,1957,1076,1084,132,1078,1077,1088,1087,1094,863,1092,903,1082,235,1090,1079,1083,1089,1085,446,1086,1093,1081],"class_list":["post-290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","tag-beautiful","tag-beauty","tag-cat","tag-cinderella","tag-disability","tag-ernie","tag-fairy-godmother","tag-fairy-tale","tag-frail","tag-frail-body","tag-golden-hair","tag-handsome","tag-handsome-man","tag-heart","tag-investor","tag-man","tag-meaow","tag-neutered","tag-prince","tag-visage","tag-wealthy","tag-woman","tag-young","tag-young-muscular-arms","tag-youth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=290"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":291,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions\/291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}