{"id":292,"date":"2008-11-22T15:23:48","date_gmt":"2008-11-22T20:23:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=292"},"modified":"2008-11-22T15:25:12","modified_gmt":"2008-11-22T20:25:12","slug":"one-bad-biker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/11\/22\/one-bad-biker\/","title":{"rendered":"One Bad Biker"},"content":{"rendered":"

And more from Ernie!<\/p>\n

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A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three tough-looking bikers sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, looks the biggest, meanest biker in the face, and says, “I went by your grandma’s house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!”\u00c2\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

\nThe biker looks at him and doesn’t say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and always gets into fights at the drop of a hat.\u00c2\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
The drunk leans on the table again and says, “I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!”\u00c2\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>
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The biker’s buddies are starting to get upset, but the biker still says nothing.\u00c2\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
The drunk leans over one more time and says, “I’ll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!”\u00c2\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
At this point, the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks him square in the eyes and says, “Grandpa, go home, you’re drunk!”<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

And more from Ernie! A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three tough-looking bikers sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, looks the biggest, meanest biker in the face, and says, “I went by your grandma’s house […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,720,38,350,5,90],"tags":[1095,1096,1097,1099,1926,462,132,474,1098,473,1100],"class_list":["post-292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american","category-family","category-men","category-naked","category-old","category-sex","tag-bad-biker","tag-biker","tag-biker-bar","tag-buck-naked","tag-drink","tag-drunk","tag-ernie","tag-granddad","tag-grandma","tag-grandpa","tag-stagger"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":294,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions\/294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}