Now Gerry’s sending me jokes too:<\/p>\n
He said to me . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. He said to me . . ….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight? He said to me. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? He said to me. ….. Why don’t women blink during foreplay? He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? I said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? He said to me . . Why are\u00c2\u00a0married<\/span> women heavier than single<\/span> women?
\nI said to him . . . You wear pants don’t you?<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nShe said . That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nI said to him . …..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nI said to him .. . They don’t have time<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nI said to him .. . We don’t know; it has never happened.<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nI said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nHe said. . . A widow.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n
\n <\/span><\/span>I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n