Ernie keeps rolling them out:<\/p>\n
For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:<\/p>\n
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.<\/p>\n
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.<\/p>\n
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.<\/p>\n
‘What in bag?’ asked the old woman .<\/p>\n
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, ‘It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.’<\/p>\n
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.\u00c2\u00a0 Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:
\n
\n‘Good trade…..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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