Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.<\/p>\n
Murphy said “Hang on, I have an idea<\/em>.”<\/p>\n He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage<\/span><\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n Seamus said “Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all<\/em>!”<\/p>\n Murphy replied, “Don’t worry – just follow me<\/em>.”<\/p>\n He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness<\/strong> and two glasses of Jameson Whiske<\/strong>y.<\/p>\n Seamus said “Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!<\/em>!”<\/p>\n Murphy replied, with a smile. “Don’t worry, I have a plan, Cheers!<\/em>”<\/p>\n They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, “OK, I’ll stick the sausage<\/span> through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.<\/em>”<\/p>\n The barman noticed them, went berserk,<\/strong> and threw them out.<\/p>\n They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n At the tenth pub Seamus said “Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m drunk and me knees are killin’me<\/em><\/strong>!”<\/p>\n Murphy said:<\/p>\n Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said “Hang on, I have an idea.” He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Seamus said “Are you crazy? […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,46,3,38,4,90],"tags":[261,259,50,1926,9,260,258,1922,256,257],"class_list":["post-3","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drink","category-funny","category-irish","category-men","category-sausage","category-sex","tag-261","tag-bars","tag-beer","tag-drink","tag-drinking","tag-free","tag-pubs","tag-sausage","tag-whiskey","tag-whisky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}} “How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage<\/span> in the third pub.<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"