And a wee poem from Edel, I’m almost sure I’ve seen this one before?<\/p>\n
A fart, it is a pleasant thing,
\nIt gives the belly ease,
\nIt warms the bed in winter,
\nAnd suffocates the fleas.<\/p>\n
A fart can be quiet,
\nA fart can be loud,
\nSome leave a powerful,
\nPoisonous cloud<\/p>\n
A fart can be short,
\nOr a fart can be long,
\nSome farts have been known
\nTo sound like a song……<\/p>\n
A fart can create
\nA most curious medley,
\nA fart can be harmless,
\nOr silent, and deadly.<\/p>\n
A fart might not smell,
\nWhile\u00c2\u00a0 others are vile,
\nA fart may pass quickly,
\nOr linger a while……<\/p>\n
A\u00c2\u00a0 fart can occur
\nIn\u00c2\u00a0 a number of places,
\nAnd leave everyone there,
\nWith strange looks on their faces.<\/p>\n
From wide-open prairie,
\nTo small elevators,
\nA fart will find all of
\nUs sooner or later.<\/p>\n
But that farts are all bad,
\nIs simply not true
\nWe must never forget…….
\nNice old farts like you!<\/p>\n
Kinda brings a tear to your eye – doesn’t it?
\nHave a Good\u00c2\u00a0 DAY!<\/p>\n