From Ernie:<\/p>\n
Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span>
\nHow many men does it take to open a beer?<\/span><\/span>
\nNone. It should be opened when she brings it.
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\nWhy is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?<\/span><\/span>
\nBecause a woman who can’t even afford a <\/span><\/span>washing machine<\/span><\/span><\/span> will probably never be able to support you.
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\nWhy do women have smaller feet than men?<\/span><\/span>
\nIt’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows
\nthem to stand closer to the <\/span><\/span>kitchen sink<\/span><\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span>
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\nHow do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?<\/span><\/span>
\nWhen she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”
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\nHow do you fix a woman’s watch?<\/span><\/span>
\nYou don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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\nWhy do men fart more than women?<\/span><\/span>
\nBecause women can’t shut up long enough to
\nbuild up the required pressure.
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\n<\/span><\/span>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?<\/span><\/span>
\nThe dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
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\nWhat’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?<\/span><\/span>
\nA woman who won’t do what she’s told.
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\nI married a Miss Right.<\/span><\/span>
\nI just didn’t know her first name was Always.
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\nScientists have discovered a food that diminishes
\na woman’s sex drive by 90%.<\/span><\/span>
\nIt’s called a Wedding Cake.
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\nWhy do men die before their wives?<\/span><\/span>
\nThey want to.
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\nWomen will never be equal to men<\/span><\/span> until they can
\nwalk down the street with a bald head and a beer
\ngut, and still think they are sexy.
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\nIn the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
\nThen God created Man and rested.
\nThen God created Woman.<\/span><\/span>
\nSince then, neither God nor Man has rested.<\/span><\/span>
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\n<\/span><\/span>Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
\nto the select few women who <\/span><\/span>know this is all bullsh*t anyway<\/span><\/span> !<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n