A funny teenage love story from Ernie:<\/p>\n
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night<\/span> to <\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n
\nmeet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such
\na big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
\nafter dinner, she would like to go out and make love
\nfor the first time.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n
\nbefore, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
\nsome condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first
\ntime and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
\nhour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
\ncondoms and sex.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\ncondoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
\npack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
\nthinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
\nand all.
\nThat night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents
\nhouse and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so
\nexcited for you to meet my parents, come on in!’
\nThe boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
\nwhere the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly
\noffers to say grace and bows his head.<\/strong><\/span><\/span>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
\nwith his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
\nFinally, after 20 minutes<\/span> with his head down, the
\ngirlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
\n‘I had no idea you were this religious.’
\nThe boy turns, and whispers back, ‘I had no idea
\nyour father was a pharmacist.’<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n