{"id":331,"date":"2008-12-15T23:44:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T04:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=331"},"modified":"2009-01-02T21:50:34","modified_gmt":"2009-01-03T02:50:34","slug":"three-lawyers-and-three-engineers-on-a-train","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/12\/15\/three-lawyers-and-three-engineers-on-a-train\/","title":{"rendered":"Three lawyers and three engineers on a train"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And the first one from Adriana:<\/p>\n<p>Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?&#8221; asks a lawyer.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Watch and you&#8217;ll see,&#8221; answers an engineer.<\/p>\n<p>They all board the train. The lawyers take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, &#8220;Ticket, please.&#8221; The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.<\/p>\n<p>The lawyers see this and agree that it is quite a clever idea so, after the conference, they decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (recognizing the engineers&#8217; superior intellect).<\/p>\n<p>When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don&#8217;t buy a ticket at all.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How are you going to travel without a ticket?&#8221; says one perplexed lawyer.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Watch and you&#8217;ll see,&#8221; answers an engineer.<\/p>\n<p>When they board the train the three lawyers cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby.<\/p>\n<p>The train departs.<\/p>\n<p>Shortly afterwards, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the lawyers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, &#8220;Ticket, please.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Looks like this came from\u00c2\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bl.com\/ben\/things\/engineers2.html\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.bl.com\/ben\/things\/engineers2.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/12\/15\/three-lawyers-and-three-engineers-on-a-train\/\">http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/12\/15\/three-lawyers-and-three-engineers-on-a-train\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And the first one from Adriana: Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. &#8220;How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?&#8221; asks a lawyer. &#8220;Watch and you&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,38],"tags":[1192,602,1196,1197,1193,1194,744,1199,1198,801,1195],"class_list":["post-331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-men","tag-adriana","tag-bathroom","tag-conductor","tag-conference","tag-engineers","tag-lawyers","tag-restroom","tag-seats","tag-station","tag-ticket","tag-train"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=331"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":365,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331\/revisions\/365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}