{"id":341,"date":"2008-12-16T00:05:01","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T05:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=341"},"modified":"2009-01-02T21:48:34","modified_gmt":"2009-01-03T02:48:34","slug":"paddy-on-the-building-site","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/12\/16\/paddy-on-the-building-site\/","title":{"rendered":"Paddy on the building site …"},"content":{"rendered":"

More Paddy jokes from Edel, now Paddy’s on a building site:<\/p>\n

Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy ‘I’m gonna have the day off, Im gonna pretend I’m mad!’<\/p>\n

He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down & shouts
\n ‘I’M A LIGHTBULB! I’M A LIGHTBULB!’<\/strong>
\nMurphy watches in amazement!<\/p>\n

The Foreman shouts ‘Paddy you’re mad, go home’<\/strong> So he leaves the site.<\/p>\n

Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.<\/p>\n

‘Where the hell are you going?<\/strong>‘ asks the Foreman.<\/p>\n

‘I cant work in the friggin dark!’<\/strong> says Murphy.<\/p>\n

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More Paddy jokes from Edel, now Paddy’s on a building site: Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy ‘I’m gonna have the day off, Im gonna pretend I’m mad!’ He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down & shouts ‘I’M A LIGHTBULB! I’M A LIGHTBULB!’ Murphy watches in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[1207,1206,1208,40,773,1205,180,1204,1203,56,1943],"class_list":["post-341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","tag-building-site","tag-dark","tag-day-off","tag-edel","tag-foreman","tag-friggin-dark","tag-lightbulb","tag-mad","tag-murphy","tag-paddy","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=341"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":362,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions\/362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}