And another slightly political, but guaranteed to insult many, joke from Ernie!<\/p>\n
Dump the male flight attendants No one wanted them in the first place.<\/p>\n
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell — They don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?<\/p>\n
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party
\natmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.<\/p>\n
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and ‘special services.’<\/p>\n
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.<\/p>\n
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right — a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.<\/p>\n
Why didn’t Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?<\/p>\n
Sincerely,<\/p>\n
Bill Clinton<\/p>\n