Harry Peters went to the Australian Tax Office for a job interview.
\nThe interviewer looks at his resume and asks him, “Are you a veteran?”<\/p>\n
“Yes, I served 8 years in the army.”<\/p>\n
“Good, that counts in your favour. Do you have any service-related disabilities?”<\/p>\n
“I am 100% disabled. A mortar blew off my testicles so they declared me disabled. It doesn’t affect my ability to work, though.”<\/p>\n
“Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you. I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10 tomorrow, and we’ll get you started.”<\/p>\n
“If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?”<\/p>\n
“Well, this is a government organization. We don’t do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point your coming in for that.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Harry Peters went to the Australian Tax Office for a job interview. The interviewer looks at his resume and asks him, “Are you a veteran?” “Yes, I served 8 years in the army.” “Good, that counts in your favour. Do you have any service-related disabilities?” “I am 100% disabled. A mortar blew off my testicles […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[98,38,102],"tags":[99,1942,101,100,1943],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-government","category-men","category-work","tag-army","tag-government","tag-job","tag-soldier","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}