{"id":352,"date":"2009-01-01T22:03:44","date_gmt":"2009-01-02T03:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=352"},"modified":"2009-01-02T21:46:44","modified_gmt":"2009-01-03T02:46:44","slug":"crazy-europeans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/01\/01\/crazy-europeans\/","title":{"rendered":"Crazy Europeans!"},"content":{"rendered":"

From Adriana:<\/p>\n

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive, at the Italian border.\u00c2\u00a0The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them:
\n“It’sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro.”
\n“Vot do you mean it’z illegal?” asks the German driver.
\n“Quattro meansa four” replies the Italian official.
\n“Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile”, the Germans says\u00c2\u00a0unbelievingly. “Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5\u00c2\u00a0perzons.”
\n“You can’ta pulla thata one on me!”,replies the Italian customs\u00c2\u00a0agent.
\n“Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are\u00c2\u00a0thereforea breaking the law.”
\nThe German driver replies angrily, “You idiot! Call your zupervisor\u00c2\u00a0over,\u00c2\u00a0 I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!”
\n“Maaa sorry”, responds the Italian official, “he can’ta come. He’sa\u00c2\u00a0busy\u00c2\u00a0witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno !…”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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From Adriana: Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive, at the Italian border.\u00c2\u00a0The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: “It’sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro.” “Vot do you mean it’z illegal?” asks the German driver. “Quattro meansa four” replies the Italian official. “Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile”, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[277,16],"tags":[1192,888,1234,1235,1226,1227,1229,1228,853,1231,1233,977,1927,1225,1232,1230],"class_list":["post-352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cat","category-italian","tag-adriana","tag-audi","tag-audi-quattro","tag-automobile","tag-border","tag-border-guard","tag-cars","tag-customs","tag-driver","tag-fiat","tag-fiat-uno","tag-german","tag-italian","tag-quattro","tag-uno","tag-zupervisor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=352"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":360,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions\/360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}