{"id":354,"date":"2009-01-02T21:39:50","date_gmt":"2009-01-03T02:39:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=354"},"modified":"2009-01-02T21:46:27","modified_gmt":"2009-01-03T02:46:27","slug":"alcohol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/01\/02\/alcohol\/","title":{"rendered":"Alcohol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Ernie:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; color: #766289;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: small; color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Tahoma; color: red;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma; color: red;\">Alcohol does not make you FAT &#8211; it makes you LEAN &#8230;. against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/01\/02\/alcohol\/\">http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/01\/02\/alcohol\/<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Ernie: Alcohol does not make you FAT &#8211; it makes you LEAN &#8230;. against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people. http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/01\/02\/alcohol\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[321,50,1241,1926,132,1238,1242,1239,1237,1236,1240,1244,1243],"class_list":["post-354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drink","tag-alcohol","tag-beer","tag-chair","tag-drink","tag-ernie","tag-fat","tag-floor","tag-lean","tag-liquor","tag-spirits","tag-table","tag-ugly-people","tag-walls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=354"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":359,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions\/359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}