{"id":398,"date":"2009-01-22T11:11:47","date_gmt":"2009-01-22T16:11:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=398"},"modified":"2009-01-22T11:12:21","modified_gmt":"2009-01-22T16:12:21","slug":"apple-announcement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/01\/22\/apple-announcement\/","title":{"rendered":"APPLE ANNOUNCEMENT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whom do you think this is from? Well Ernie of course! \ud83d\ude42<span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: navy; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: navy;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: navy; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: navy;\"> <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Book Antiqua; font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: &quot;Book Antiqua&quot;;\">Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Book Antiqua; font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: &quot;Book Antiqua&quot;;\">This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts&#8230;.. and not listening to them.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Apple iPod Joke\" href=\"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/01\/22\/apple-announcement\"><span id=\"sample-permalink\">http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/01\/22\/<span id=\"editable-post-name\" title=\"Click to edit this part of the permalink\">apple-announcement<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whom do you think this is from? Well Ernie of course! \ud83d\ude42 Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,39],"tags":[1340,448,1342,1165,1347,1348,1350,132,1343,1346,1345,1341,739,1344,1349,446,1932],"class_list":["post-398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men","category-women","tag-apple","tag-bra","tag-breast","tag-breast-implants","tag-computers","tag-cup","tag-cup-size","tag-ernie","tag-implant","tag-iphone","tag-ipod","tag-itit","tag-listen","tag-social-breakthrough","tag-speaker","tag-woman","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=398"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":400,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398\/revisions\/400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}