{"id":402,"date":"2009-01-24T13:08:41","date_gmt":"2009-01-24T18:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=402"},"modified":"2009-01-24T13:08:41","modified_gmt":"2009-01-24T18:08:41","slug":"old-man-and-the-wizard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/01\/24\/old-man-and-the-wizard\/","title":{"rendered":"Old man and the Wizard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And more from Edel:<span style=\"color: #8000ff;\"><span style=\"color: #8000ff;\"><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #8000ff;\"><\/span> <strong><span style=\"font-size: large; font-family: Verdana;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Verdana;\"><span style=\"color: teal;\"><span style=\"color: teal;\">An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: large; font-family: Verdana;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Verdana;\"><span style=\"color: teal;\"><span style=\"color: teal;\">The Wizard says, &#8216;Maybe, but you   will \u00c2\u00a0have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.&#8217;<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: large; font-family: Verdana;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Verdana;\"><span style=\"color: teal;\"><span style=\"color: teal;\">The old man says without hesitation, &#8216;I now pronounce you man and wife.&#8217;<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And more from Edel: An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, &#8216;Maybe, but you will \u00c2\u00a0have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.&#8217; The old [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[186,38,39],"tags":[1354,40,1353,1949,1352,1351],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marriage","category-men","category-women","tag-curse","tag-edel","tag-man-and-wife","tag-marriage","tag-old-man","tag-wizard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":403,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions\/403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}