{"id":405,"date":"2009-01-24T13:11:41","date_gmt":"2009-01-24T18:11:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=405"},"modified":"2009-01-24T13:11:41","modified_gmt":"2009-01-24T18:11:41","slug":"bride-and-the-credit-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/01\/24\/bride-and-the-credit-card\/","title":{"rendered":"Bride and the Credit Card"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Edel:<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: red;\"><span style=\"color: red;\">All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. \u00c2\u00a0They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: red;\">The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. \u00c2\u00a0Even the priest smiled broadly. \u00c2\u00a0As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Edel: All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. \u00c2\u00a0They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. \u00c2\u00a0Even the priest smiled broadly. \u00c2\u00a0As her father [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[186,38,39],"tags":[1355,1361,1037,40,452,1358,1359,1949,1360,1357,1356],"class_list":["post-405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marriage","category-men","category-women","tag-bride","tag-credit-card","tag-dad","tag-edel","tag-father","tag-groom","tag-laughter","tag-marriage","tag-pews","tag-pop","tag-radiant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=405"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":406,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions\/406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}