{"id":409,"date":"2009-01-25T17:16:10","date_gmt":"2009-01-25T22:16:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=409"},"modified":"2009-01-25T17:59:27","modified_gmt":"2009-01-25T22:59:27","slug":"more-marriage-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/01\/25\/more-marriage-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"More marriage jokes!"},"content":{"rendered":"

All from Edel!<\/p>\n

A man goes to a shrink and says, ‘Doctor, my wife is \u00c2\u00a0 unfaithful to me. \u00c2\u00a0Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy.
\nWhat do you think I should do?’
\n‘Relax,’ says the Doctor, ‘take a deep breath and calm down. \u00c2\u00a0Now, \u00c2\u00a0tell me, exactly where is Larry’s bar?’<\/strong><\/p>\n

————————————————————<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/span>John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.
\n‘Give me one last request, dear,’ he said.
\n‘Of course, John,’ his wife said softly.
\n‘Six months after I die,’ he said, ‘I want you to marry Bob.’
\n‘But I thought you hated Bob,’ she said.
\nWith his last breath John said, ‘I do!’<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

More marriage jokes:<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/category\/marriage\/<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

All from Edel! A man goes to a shrink and says, ‘Doctor, my wife is \u00c2\u00a0 unfaithful to me. \u00c2\u00a0Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?’ ‘Relax,’ says the Doctor, ‘take a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[186],"tags":[1375,1377,1374,1378,61,40,1380,1376,1372,1949,1379,1931,1373,1391,119,1932],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marriage","tag-bob","tag-boblarry","tag-deathbed","tag-die","tag-doctor","tag-edel","tag-hate","tag-john","tag-larrys-bar","tag-marriage","tag-marry","tag-men","tag-pick-up","tag-shrink","tag-wife","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":418,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions\/418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}