A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession, a funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first.<\/p>\n
Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black do<\/em>g.<\/p>\n Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line<\/em>!<\/p>\n The man couldn’t stand his curiosity.<\/p>\n He approached the man walking with the dog.<\/p>\n “I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I’ve never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n The man replied<\/p>\n “Well, that first coffin is for my wife.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n What happened to her??!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n The man replied<\/p>\n “My dog attacked and killed her.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n He inquired further<\/p>\n “Well, who is in the second coffin?”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n The man answered<\/p>\n “My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. “Can I borrow the dog?”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n The man replied A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession, a funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[191,190,46,186,38,118,39],"tags":[1950,246,69,1931,1945,119],"class_list":["post-41","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-dog","category-funny","category-marriage","category-men","category-mother-in-law","category-women","tag-dog","tag-funeral","tag-husband","tag-men","tag-mother-in-law","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nThen the first one asks in excitement<\/p>\n
\n<\/em><\/p>\n\n
“Join the queue.”<\/em><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"