{"id":44,"date":"2008-02-22T23:18:01","date_gmt":"2008-02-23T04:18:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=44"},"modified":"2008-02-22T23:18:01","modified_gmt":"2008-02-23T04:18:01","slug":"warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/02\/22\/warning\/","title":{"rendered":"Warning!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><font color=\"#ff0000\"><strong>Warning<\/strong><\/font><\/h2>\n<p>There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called <strong>WORK.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If you receive <strong>WORK<\/strong> from your colleagues, you&#8217;re boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, <strong>DO NOT TOUCH IT!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact <strong>with WORK<\/strong> , put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Buy the antidote known as BEER .<\/p>\n<p>Take the antidote  repeatedly until <strong>WORK<\/strong> has been completely eliminated from your system.<\/p>\n<p>Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and  that WORK already controls your life. REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DEADLY!!<\/p>\n<p>All I can say, is thank God it&#8217;s Friday! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Warning There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, you&#8217;re boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK , put on your jacket, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,38,102],"tags":[50,129,128,1943],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drink","category-men","category-work","tag-beer","tag-virus","tag-warning","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}