{"id":466,"date":"2009-02-02T11:19:56","date_gmt":"2009-02-02T16:19:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=466"},"modified":"2009-02-02T11:19:56","modified_gmt":"2009-02-02T16:19:56","slug":"i-truly-did-not-know-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/02\/02\/i-truly-did-not-know-this\/","title":{"rendered":"I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/span><\/span>And a funny “gotcha” joke from Jeannie! First one from here a while. Sorry about the ALLCAPS, but that’s how it arrived! \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\n

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LAS VEGAS CHURCHES ACCEPT GAMBLING CHIPS!!!<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/span><\/span>
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\nTHIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/p>\n

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/p>\n

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/p>\n

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>
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THIS IS DONE BY THE <\/span><\/span>CHIP MONKS<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong>.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

YOU<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/span><\/span><\/strong>DIDN’T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU ?<\/span><\/span><\/strong>
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\nGOTCHA!<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

And a funny “gotcha” joke from Jeannie! First one from here a while. Sorry about the ALLCAPS, but that’s how it arrived! \ud83d\ude42 LAS VEGAS CHURCHES ACCEPT GAMBLING CHIPS!!! THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,88,318],"tags":[1446,166,1443,713,658,1447,1449,1450,233,1442,660,1448,1445,1444],"class_list":["post-466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american","category-priest","category-religion","tag-casino","tag-catholic","tag-chapel","tag-chips","tag-church","tag-franciscan","tag-gambling","tag-gotcha","tag-jeannie","tag-las-vegas","tag-mass","tag-monstery","tag-sunday-service","tag-worshipers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=466"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":468,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions\/468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}