From Ernie!<\/p>\n
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.<\/p>\n
The ball hit one of the men.<\/p>\n
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.<\/p>\n
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. ‘Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me,’ she told him.<\/p>\n
‘Nooo, no, I’ll be all right. Just give me a few minutes,’ the man gasped. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands at his groin.<\/p>\n
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.<\/p>\n
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.<\/p>\n
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, ‘How does that feel?’<\/p>\n
He replied, ‘It feels great, but I still think my thumb’s broken.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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