{"id":48,"date":"2008-02-25T09:48:16","date_gmt":"2008-02-25T14:48:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=48"},"modified":"2008-03-04T23:08:11","modified_gmt":"2008-03-05T04:08:11","slug":"9-words-women-use","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/02\/25\/9-words-women-use\/","title":{"rendered":"9 Words Women Use"},"content":{"rendered":"

From Edel:<\/p>\n

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  1. Fine<\/strong>
    \nThis is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.<\/em><\/li>\n
  2. Five Minutes<\/strong>
    \n If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. <\/em>Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.<\/li>\n
  3. Nothing<\/strong>
    \nThis is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fire.<\/strong><\/font><\/li>\n
  4. Go Ahead<\/strong>
    \n THIS-IS-A-DARE!<\/strong><\/em> Not permission! Don’t Do It<\/em>!<\/li>\n
  5. LOUD Sigh<\/strong>
    \nThis is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing<\/em>. (Refer back to #3<\/strong> for the meaning of nothing.)<\/li>\n
  6. That’s Okay …<\/strong>
    \nThis is one of the most dangerous<\/strong><\/em> statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake<\/em>.<\/li>\n
  7. Thanks<\/strong>
    \n A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.<\/em> Just say “you’re welcome” (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ … that will bring on a ‘whatever’).<\/li>\n
  8. Whatever<\/strong>
    \nIs a women’s way of saying “You’re an idiot, just get away from me!”<\/em><\/li>\n
  9. Don’t worry about it, I got it<\/strong>
    \nAnother dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?<\/em>‘ For the woman’s response refer to #3<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    From Edel: Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}