{"id":480,"date":"2009-02-03T11:32:11","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T16:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=480"},"modified":"2009-02-03T11:40:07","modified_gmt":"2009-02-03T16:40:07","slug":"men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/02\/03\/men\/","title":{"rendered":"Men!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ernie sent me this one, I think our female readers will enjoy it!<\/p>\n<p>For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Because women realize it&#8217;s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ernie sent me this one, I think our female readers will enjoy it! For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here&#8217;s an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it&#8217;s not worth buying an entire pig just to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[186,38,90,39],"tags":[777,132,1949,1931,1461,1922,1932],"class_list":["post-480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marriage","category-men","category-sex","category-women","tag-777","tag-ernie","tag-marriage","tag-men","tag-pig","tag-sausage","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=480"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":484,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480\/revisions\/484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}