And from Edel:<\/p>\n
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a play date:<\/p>\n
“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old<\/em> are you?”<\/p>\n “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replied. “It’s not polite.”<\/p>\n “OK”, the little girl says, “How much do you weigh<\/em>?”<\/p>\n “Now really,” the mother says, “those are personal questions and are really none of your business.”<\/p>\n Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and Daddy get a divorce<\/em>?”<\/p>\n “That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!!”<\/p>\n The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.<\/p>\n “My Mom won’t tell me anything about her,” the little girl says to her friend.<\/p>\n “Well,” says the friend, “all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything<\/em> on it.”<\/p>\n The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?<\/p>\n The mother is past surprised and shocked now. “How in heaven’s name did you find that out?”<\/p>\n “Oh really?” the mother asks. “Why?”<\/p>\n And from Edel: A mother is driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a play date: “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replied. “It’s not polite.” “OK”, the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?” “Now […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,186,39],"tags":[188,189,1949,187,1932],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-girls","category-marriage","category-women","tag-child","tag-divorce","tag-marriage","tag-mummy","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Later that night the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are, you are 32.”<\/em><\/h5>\n
“I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.”<\/h4>\n
“And,” the little girl says triumphantly,”I know why you and daddy got a divorce<\/em>.”<\/h3>\n
“Because you got an F in sex.”<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"