And another great one from Ernie! And I tink it will make you smile. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
You can’t read this and stay in a bad mood!<\/p>\n
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
\nUnique Up On It.<\/p>\n
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
\nTame Way.<\/p>\n
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
\nThey Take The Psycho Path<\/p>\n
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
\nYou Boil The Hell Out Of It (I love that one!)<\/p>\n
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
\nDam!<\/p>\n
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
\nPolaroid’s<\/p>\n
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t work?
\nA Stick<\/p>\n
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
\nNacho Cheese.<\/p>\n
9. What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers?
\nSubordinate Clauses.<\/p>\n
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
\nQuattro Sinko.<\/p>\n
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
\nSpoiled Milk.<\/p>\n
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
\nFrostbite.<\/p>\n
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
\nA Nervous Wreck.<\/p>\n
14. What’s The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
\nAnyone Can Roast Beef.<\/p>\n
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
\nRight Where You Left Him.<\/p>\n
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
\nBecause They Have Big Fingers .<\/p>\n
17. Why Don’t Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
\nBecause It Scares The Dog.<\/p>\n
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
\nSanka.<\/p>\n
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
\nThe Location Of The Dirt Bag.<\/p>\n
20. Why Did Pilgrims’ Pants Always Fall Down?
\nBecause They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.<\/p>\n
21. What’s The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
\nA Bad Golfer Goes, Whack , Dang!
\nA Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .<\/p>\n
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
\nSomebody’s Gonna Lose A Trailer<\/p>\n
Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
And another great one from Ernie! And I tink it will make you smile. \ud83d\ude09 You can’t read this and stay in a bad mood! 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,216],"tags":[1501,1508,1502,1950,132,14,1506,1499,1507,1509,1505,1498,23,1500,1504,1503],"class_list":["post-511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-one-liners","tag-belt","tag-boomerang","tag-buckle-up","tag-dog","tag-ernie","tag-eskimo","tag-forest","tag-harley","tag-holy-water","tag-nacho","tag-psycho","tag-rabbit","tag-santa","tag-sky-dive","tag-tennessee-divorce","tag-texas-tornado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=511"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":513,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511\/revisions\/513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}