{"id":517,"date":"2009-02-12T11:53:09","date_gmt":"2009-02-12T16:53:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=517"},"modified":"2009-02-12T11:53:09","modified_gmt":"2009-02-12T16:53:09","slug":"medical-conditions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/02\/12\/medical-conditions\/","title":{"rendered":"Medical Conditions &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A great one from Edel!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;\" lang=\"EN-US\">Three Doctors discussing their countries medical achievements.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;\" lang=\"EN-US\">Israeli doctor says &#8220;We took a kidney out of one man and put it in another and he was out looking for work in 6 months.&#8221; <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;\" lang=\"EN-US\">English doctor says &#8220;We took a lung out of one man and put it in another and he was out looking for work in 5 months!&#8221; <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;\" lang=\"EN-US\">Irish doctor says &#8220;We took an arsehole out of Offaly and put it in the <\/span><\/span><span lang=\"ga\" xml:lang=\"ga\"><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/D%C3%A1il\">D\u00c3\u00a1il<\/a> (Parilment) <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;\" lang=\"EN-US\">and the whole country was out looking for work in 3 months&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A great one from Edel! Three Doctors discussing their countries medical achievements. Israeli doctor says &#8220;We took a kidney out of one man and put it in another and he was out looking for work in 6 months.&#8221; English doctor says &#8220;We took a lung out of one man and put it in another and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,3,444,102],"tags":[1527,1523,40,64,1921,1524,1525,1526,613,1943],"class_list":["post-517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english","category-irish","category-medicine","category-work","tag-dail","tag-doctors","tag-edel","tag-ireland","tag-irish","tag-kidney","tag-lung","tag-parilment","tag-unemployment","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=517"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":519,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions\/519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}