{"id":537,"date":"2009-02-19T18:06:37","date_gmt":"2009-02-19T23:06:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=537"},"modified":"2009-02-19T18:06:37","modified_gmt":"2009-02-19T23:06:37","slug":"the-black-bra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/02\/19\/the-black-bra\/","title":{"rendered":"The Black Bra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Ernie:<\/p>\n<p>The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra &amp; bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here&#8217;s how it all went:<\/p>\n<p><strong>My engaged friend:<\/strong><br \/>\nThe other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, &#8216;You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.&#8217; Then we made love all night long.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The mistress:<\/strong><br \/>\nMe too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn&#8217;t say a word, but we had wild sex all night.<\/p>\n<p><strong> Then I had to share my story:<\/strong><br \/>\nWhen my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;What&#8217;s for dinner, Batman?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"The Black Bra\" href=\"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/02\/19\/the-black-bra\"><span id=\"sample-permalink\">http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/02\/19\/<span id=\"editable-post-name\" title=\"Click to edit this part of the permalink\">the-black-bra<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Ernie: The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra &amp; bodice, stiletto heels and a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[367,38,90,39],"tags":[1576,1572,1577,1578,625,132,1969,1580,1573,1575,1579,1574,1932],"class_list":["post-537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-men","category-sex","category-women","tag-amaze","tag-black-bra","tag-black-leather-bra","tag-bodice","tag-dinner","tag-ernie","tag-friends","tag-mask","tag-mistress","tag-relationships","tag-stiletto-heels","tag-unmarried","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=537"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":539,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions\/539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}