{"id":570,"date":"2009-03-20T21:35:25","date_gmt":"2009-03-21T02:35:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=570"},"modified":"2009-03-21T15:30:53","modified_gmt":"2009-03-21T20:30:53","slug":"570","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/03\/20\/570\/","title":{"rendered":"Washington &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Dora:<\/p>\n<p>A little boy wanted $100..00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.<\/p>\n<p>When the postal authorities received the letter to:<\/p>\n<h3>God, USA<\/h3>\n<p>They decided to send it to the President.<\/p>\n<p>The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you  note to God, which read:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Dear God,<\/p>\n<p>Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those assholes took $95.00 in taxes.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Dora: A little boy wanted $100..00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to: God, USA They decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,471,417,5,285],"tags":[1631,1630,1632,1629,768,1966,1634,1633,358,271,287],"class_list":["post-570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american","category-kids","category-money","category-old","category-politics","tag-1631","tag-1630","tag-1632","tag-dora","tag-god","tag-money","tag-post-office","tag-postal","tag-president","tag-usa","tag-washington"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=570"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":572,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570\/revisions\/572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}