{"id":577,"date":"2009-03-31T21:16:30","date_gmt":"2009-04-01T02:16:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=577"},"modified":"2009-03-31T21:19:56","modified_gmt":"2009-04-01T02:19:56","slug":"virus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/03\/31\/virus\/","title":{"rendered":"Virus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Funny posting about the Conficker virus (note the highlighted letters in bold):<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Computer Virus, World Fever\" href=\"http:\/\/faduda.ie\/?p=983\">http:\/\/faduda.ie\/?p=983<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If your concerned about the virus, follow Microsoft&#8217;s instructions here:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"MS Patch for Conficker\" href=\"http:\/\/www.microsoft.com\/technet\/security\/Bulletin\/MS08-067.mspx\">http:\/\/www.microsoft.com\/technet\/security\/Bulletin\/MS08-067.mspx<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Basically, download the patch for the version of Windows that you have and install it.<\/p>\n<p>Or try <a href=\"http:\/\/www.symantec.com\/norton\/theme.jsp?themeid=conficker_worm&amp;inid=us_ghp_link_conficker_worm\">Symantec<\/a>&#8221;s Conficker removal tool:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.symantec.com\/content\/en\/us\/global\/removal_tool\/threat_writeups\/FixDwndp.exe\">http:\/\/www.symantec.com\/content\/en\/us\/global\/removal_tool\/threat_writeups\/FixDwndp.exe<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny posting about the Conficker virus (note the highlighted letters in bold): http:\/\/faduda.ie\/?p=983 If your concerned about the virus, follow Microsoft&#8217;s instructions here: http:\/\/www.microsoft.com\/technet\/security\/Bulletin\/MS08-067.mspx Basically, download the patch for the version of Windows that you have and install it. Or try Symantec&#8221;s Conficker removal tool: http:\/\/www.symantec.com\/content\/en\/us\/global\/removal_tool\/threat_writeups\/FixDwndp.exe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[607],"tags":[1646,1645,1644,129],"class_list":["post-577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology","tag-april-1st","tag-computer","tag-conficker","tag-virus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=577"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":579,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577\/revisions\/579"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}