{"id":585,"date":"2009-04-09T18:11:55","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T23:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/04\/09\/two-little-old-ladies\/"},"modified":"2009-04-09T18:11:55","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T23:11:55","slug":"two-little-old-ladies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/04\/09\/two-little-old-ladies\/","title":{"rendered":"Two little old ladies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Ernie:<\/p>\n<p>Two little old Ladies were attending a church service.<\/p>\n<p>One leaded over and whispered:<br \/>\n&#8220;My butt&#8217;s gone to sleep&#8221;.<br \/>\n&#8220;I know&#8221; replied her companion,<br \/>\n&#8220;I heard it snore three times&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Ernie: Two little old Ladies were attending a church service. One leaded over and whispered: &#8220;My butt&#8217;s gone to sleep&#8221;. &#8220;I know&#8221; replied her companion, &#8220;I heard it snore three times&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[457,268,1595,1443,658,245,132,659,1656],"class_list":["post-585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","tag-arse","tag-bum","tag-butt","tag-chapel","tag-church","tag-elderly","tag-ernie","tag-fart","tag-old-ladies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}