{"id":603,"date":"2009-05-01T18:16:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-01T23:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=603"},"modified":"2009-05-01T18:16:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-01T23:16:00","slug":"ceo-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/05\/01\/ceo-of-the-week\/","title":{"rendered":"CEO of the Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another great joke from Ernie, I doubt if this really happened at Harley Davidson, but it&#8217;s funny.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting all the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!<\/p>\n<p>Harley Davidson, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.<\/p>\n<p>On his first tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.<\/p>\n<p>The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.<\/p>\n<p>He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, &#8216;How much money do you make a week?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, &#8216;I make $400 a week. Why?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The CEO then took out his wallet, handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, &#8216;Here&#8217;s four weeks&#8217; pay, now GET OUT OF HERE and don&#8217;t come back.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, &#8216;Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here? &#8216;<\/p>\n<p>From across the room came a voice:<!--more-->&#8216;Pizza delivery guy from Domino&#8217;s&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/05\/01\/ceo-of-the-week\"><span id=\"sample-permalink\">http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/05\/01\/<span id=\"editable-post-name\" title=\"Click to edit this part of the permalink\">ceo-of-the-week<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another great joke from Ernie, I doubt if this really happened at Harley Davidson, but it&#8217;s funny. If you&#8217;ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting all the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Harley Davidson, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,1711,102],"tags":[1713,132,1712,707,1714,1715],"class_list":["post-603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american","category-motorbike-car","category-work","tag-ceo","tag-ernie","tag-harley-davidson","tag-pizza","tag-slackers","tag-workers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=603"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":605,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603\/revisions\/605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}