I agree with the Southern Lady, thanks Ernie:<\/p>\n
Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.<\/p>\n The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.<\/p>\n The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South.<\/p>\n When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, “When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me.”<\/p>\n The lady from the South commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?”<\/p>\n The first woman continued, “When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz..<\/p>\n Again, the lady from the South commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?”<\/p>\n The first woman continued boasting, “Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.<\/p>\n Yet again, the Southern lady commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?”<\/p>\n The first woman then asked her companion, “What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?”<\/p>\n “My husband sent me to charm school,” declared the Southern lady.<\/p>\n “Charm school?” the first woman cried, “Oh, my God! What on earth for?”<\/p>\n The Southern lady responded, “Well for example, instead of saying “Who gives a shit?” I learned to say, “Well, isn’t that precious”…<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I agree with the Southern Lady, thanks Ernie: Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,39],"tags":[1744,1745,1748,1747,1742,1749,245,132,1743,1746,693,1741,1932],"class_list":["post-614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american","category-women","tag-arrogant","tag-bluster","tag-boast","tag-boasting","tag-charm","tag-charm-school","tag-elderly","tag-ernie","tag-percious","tag-show-off","tag-south","tag-southern","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=614"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":620,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions\/620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}