{"id":624,"date":"2009-12-05T12:03:01","date_gmt":"2009-12-05T17:03:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=624"},"modified":"2009-12-06T11:29:02","modified_gmt":"2009-12-06T16:29:02","slug":"five-rules-for-men-to-follow-to-a-happy-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/12\/05\/five-rules-for-men-to-follow-to-a-happy-life\/","title":{"rendered":"FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home,\u00c2\u00a0 who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.<\/li>\n
  2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.<\/li>\n
  3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.<\/li>\n
  4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed \u00c2\u00a0and who likes to be with you.<\/li>\n
  5. It’s very, very important that these four women \u00c2\u00a0do not know each other.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home,\u00c2\u00a0 who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you. It’s important to have a woman, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[186,38,90,39],"tags":[560,1266,497,740,1949,1941,1791,446,1932],"class_list":["post-624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marriage","category-men","category-sex","category-women","tag-bed","tag-clean","tag-housework","tag-laugh","tag-marriage","tag-sex","tag-trust","tag-woman","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=624"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":688,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624\/revisions\/688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}