{"id":626,"date":"2009-08-11T08:47:23","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T13:47:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=626"},"modified":"2009-08-15T10:15:17","modified_gmt":"2009-08-15T15:15:17","slug":"the-lady-is-a-tramp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/08\/11\/the-lady-is-a-tramp\/","title":{"rendered":"The Lady is a Tramp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Ernie:<\/p>\n<p>I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.  The music was really, really  loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.<br \/>\nAfter a couple of  songs, I started to feel better.   I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.<br \/>\nThen I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Ernie: I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[269,46],"tags":[483,1926,132,659,1345,237,1973,1757,982,79,1758,1756],"class_list":["post-626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-british","category-funny","tag-bar","tag-drink","tag-ernie","tag-fart","tag-ipod","tag-loud","tag-music","tag-pass-gas","tag-pint","tag-pub","tag-songs","tag-tramp"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=626"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":627,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626\/revisions\/627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}