GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN<\/p>\n
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa:<\/p>\n
half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.<\/p>\n
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe:<\/p>\n
well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value..<\/p>\n
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain:<\/p>\n
very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.<\/p>\n
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece:<\/p>\n
gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.<\/p>\n
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain:<\/p>\n
with a glorious and all conquering past.<\/p>\n
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel:<\/p>\n
has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.<\/p>\n
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada : self-
\npreserving, but open to meeting new people.<\/p>\n
After 70, she becomes Tibet:<\/p>\n
wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.<\/p>\n
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN<\/p>\n
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.<\/p>\n
THE END.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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