{"id":639,"date":"2011-01-17T21:36:08","date_gmt":"2011-01-18T02:36:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=639"},"modified":"2011-01-18T22:38:22","modified_gmt":"2011-01-19T03:38:22","slug":"the-lady-is-a-tramp-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2011\/01\/17\/the-lady-is-a-tramp-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Lady is a Tramp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.  The music was really, really  loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of  songs, I started to feel better.   I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.<\/p>\n<p>Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my MP3 Player.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,570,110],"tags":[50,659,1345,1843,1973,79],"class_list":["post-639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-music","category-tasteless","tag-beer","tag-fart","tag-ipod","tag-mp3","tag-music","tag-pub"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=639"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":747,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639\/revisions\/747"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}