{"id":641,"date":"2011-01-14T21:40:30","date_gmt":"2011-01-15T02:40:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=641"},"modified":"2011-01-18T22:47:07","modified_gmt":"2011-01-19T03:47:07","slug":"mad-wife-disease","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2011\/01\/14\/mad-wife-disease\/","title":{"rendered":"Mad Wife Disease"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;What was that for?&#8217; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,&#8217; she replied.<\/p>\n<p>Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,&#8217; he explained.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Oh honey, I&#8217;m sorry,&#8217; she said. &#8216;I should have known there was a good explanation &#8216;<\/p>\n<p>Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.<\/p>\n<p>When he came to, he asked, &#8216;What was that for?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>She replied&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Your horse called.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2011\/01\/14\/mad-wife-disease\/\">http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2011\/01\/14\/mad-wife-disease\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. &#8216;What was that for?&#8217; he asked. &#8216;That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,&#8217; she replied. Two weeks ago when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,191,46,186,38,39],"tags":[1851,1850,464,1849,1688,1949,1848,1456],"class_list":["post-641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american","category-animals","category-funny","category-marriage","category-men","category-women","tag-ball-game","tag-betting","tag-horse","tag-horses","tag-infidelity","tag-marriage","tag-mlaura-lou","tag-ouch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=641"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":751,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641\/revisions\/751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}