{"id":681,"date":"2009-12-01T16:34:06","date_gmt":"2009-12-01T21:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=681"},"modified":"2009-12-06T11:48:48","modified_gmt":"2009-12-06T16:48:48","slug":"top-ten-country-western-songs-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/12\/01\/top-ten-country-western-songs-are\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten Country & Western Songs are……"},"content":{"rendered":"

Great one from Ernie:<\/p>\n

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10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.<\/span><\/div>\n
9.\u00c2\u00a0I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman<\/span> But I Woke Up With A Few<\/span><\/div>\n
8. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me.<\/span> <\/span><\/div>\n
7. I’ve Missed You, But My Aim’s Improvin’.<\/span><\/div>\n
6. Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dogfight ‘Cause I’m Scared She’d Win.<\/span><\/div>\n
5. I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like You’re Still Here.<\/span><\/div>\n
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And<\/span> I Miss Him<\/span><\/div>\n
3. She Took My Ring and<\/span> Gave Me the Finger<\/span><\/div>\n
2. She’s Lookin’ Better with Every Beer<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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And<\/span> the Number One Country<\/span>& Western<\/span> song is …<\/span> <\/span><\/h2>\n

1. It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day. <\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Great one from Ernie: 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine. 9.\u00c2\u00a0I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few 8. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me. 7. I’ve Missed You, But My Aim’s Improvin’. 6. Wouldn’t Take Her To A […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,38,39],"tags":[511,50,1798,1795,1793,1982,1794,1797,132,1800,1479,51,1799,119,1796,446],"class_list":["post-681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american","category-men","category-women","tag-ass","tag-beer","tag-best-friend","tag-bone","tag-country","tag-country-western","tag-country-and-western","tag-dogfight","tag-ernie","tag-finger","tag-kiss","tag-phone","tag-ring","tag-wife","tag-woke","tag-woman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=681"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":693,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681\/revisions\/693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}