{"id":695,"date":"2009-12-06T11:51:44","date_gmt":"2009-12-06T16:51:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=695"},"modified":"2009-12-06T11:51:44","modified_gmt":"2009-12-06T16:51:44","slug":"paddys-chat-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/12\/06\/paddys-chat-up-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"Paddy’s chat up lines"},"content":{"rendered":"

From Edel:<\/p>\n

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  1. Did ya fart? ‘Cos ya just blew me away!<\/li>\n
  2. Are your parents retarded? ‘Cos your special!<\/li>\n
  3. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it in!<\/li>\n
  4. Is there a mirror in your knickers? ‘Cos I can see myself in them!<\/li>\n
  5. Your body reminds me of a spanner (wrench). Every time I think of you my nuts tighten up!<\/li>\n
  6. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    From Edel: Did ya fart? ‘Cos ya just blew me away! Are your parents retarded? ‘Cos your special! My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it in! Is there a mirror in your knickers? ‘Cos I can see myself in them! Your body reminds me of a spanner (wrench). Every time […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,38,90,39],"tags":[1080,1801,236,40,659,1925,450,182,1272,1806,1154,1373,1802,1804,1803,1932,1805],"class_list":["post-695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-irish","category-men","category-sex","category-women","tag-beauty","tag-chat-up","tag-date","tag-edel","tag-fart","tag-girls","tag-knickers","tag-light","tag-mirror","tag-nuts","tag-parents","tag-pick-up","tag-retarted","tag-spanner","tag-special","tag-women","tag-wrench"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=695"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":697,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695\/revisions\/697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}