{"id":703,"date":"2010-02-26T23:37:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-27T04:37:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=703"},"modified":"2010-02-26T23:38:01","modified_gmt":"2010-02-27T04:38:01","slug":"her-fourth-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2010\/02\/26\/her-fourth-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"Her Fourth Husband!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Ernie:<span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married &#8212; for the fourth time.<\/p>\n<p>The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband&#8217;s occupation.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s a funeral director,&#8221; she answered.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Interesting,&#8221; the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn&#8217;t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.<\/p>\n<p>She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she&#8217;d first married a banker when she was in her early 20s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40s, later on a preacher when in her 60s, and now in her 80s, a funeral director.<\/p>\n<p>The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.<!--more--><br \/>\nShe smiled and explained, &#8220;I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Ernie: The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married &#8212; for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband&#8217;s occupation. &#8220;He&#8217;s a funeral director,&#8221; she answered. &#8220;Interesting,&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1738,186,38,88,39],"tags":[1821,1820,1819,132,1818,246,69,1949,869,1940,1822],"class_list":["post-703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dead","category-marriage","category-men","category-priest","category-women","tag-20s-banker","tag-40s","tag-circus","tag-ernie","tag-fourth","tag-funeral","tag-husband","tag-marriage","tag-preacher","tag-priest","tag-ringmaster"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=703"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":705,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703\/revisions\/705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}