{"id":719,"date":"2010-11-15T22:44:14","date_gmt":"2010-11-16T03:44:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=719"},"modified":"2010-11-15T22:47:33","modified_gmt":"2010-11-16T03:47:33","slug":"only-a-mother-would-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2010\/11\/15\/only-a-mother-would-know\/","title":{"rendered":"Only a mother would know &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One from Ilya.<\/p>\n<p>One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me I was maybe 2 and a half years old. Someone had given me a little \u00e2\u20ac\u2122tea set&#8217; as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room reading the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of &#8216;tea\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, which was just water.<\/p>\n<p>After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mum came home.<br \/>\nMy Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was \u00e2\u20ac\u2122just the cutest thingl&#8217; My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for my Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.<\/p>\n<p>Then she said, (as only a mother would know)<!--more--><\/p>\n<h2>&#8220;Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?&#8221;<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One from Ilya. One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me I was maybe 2 and a half years old. Someone had given me a little \u00e2\u20ac\u2122tea set&#8217; as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room reading the evening news [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[720,367,471],"tags":[1831,592,515,763,1832,83,296],"class_list":["post-719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-food","category-kids","tag-daddy","tag-ilya","tag-mum","tag-tea","tag-tea-seat","tag-toilet","tag-water"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=719"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":722,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719\/revisions\/722"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}