{"id":72,"date":"2008-03-08T13:31:56","date_gmt":"2008-03-08T18:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=72"},"modified":"2008-03-08T13:31:57","modified_gmt":"2008-03-08T18:31:57","slug":"reach-out-and-touch-someone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/03\/08\/reach-out-and-touch-someone\/","title":{"rendered":"Reach out and touch someone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And from Gina:<br \/>\n<strong><font color=\"navy\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\" size=\"5\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: navy\">Dear                        Pastor David,<\/span><\/font><\/strong><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"4\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial\">                        <\/span><\/font><strong><font color=\"navy\" face=\"Comic   Sans MS\" size=\"4\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: navy\"><\/span><\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><font color=\"navy\" face=\"Comic   Sans MS\" size=\"4\">I walked down the busy footpath, knowing                        I was late for an important meeting.<br \/>\nMy eye fell                        upon<\/font><\/strong><strong><font color=\"navy\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\" size=\"5\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: navy\">                        <\/span><\/font><\/strong><strong><font color=\"navy\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\" size=\"4\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: navy\">one                        of those unfortunate,homeless vagabonds that are found in                        every city these days.<\/span><\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><font color=\"navy\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\" size=\"4\">Wearing what can only be                        described as rags, carrying every worldly possession in                        two plastic bags,<br \/>\nmy heart was touched by this                        person&#8217;s condition.<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><font color=\"navy\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\" size=\"4\">Some people turned to stare.                        Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow                        contaminate them.<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><font color=\"navy\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\" size=\"4\">Recalling some long ago Sunday                        School admonition to &#8216;care for the sick, feed the hungry                        and clothe the naked,&#8217;<\/font><\/strong> <strong><font color=\"navy\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\" size=\"4\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: navy\"><br \/>\nI                        was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this                        unfortunate person.<\/span><\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><font color=\"navy\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\" size=\"4\">Yes, where some people saw                        only rags, I saw a hidden beauty.<br \/>\nA small voice inside                        my head called out, &#8216;Reach out, reach out!&#8217;                        <\/font><\/strong><font face=\"Tahoma\"><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma\"><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font color=\"navy\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\" size=\"5\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: navy\"><\/span><\/font><\/strong><!--more--><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?attachment_id=70\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-70\" title=\"Reach out and touch someone\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/reachoutandtouchsomeone1.jpg\" alt=\"Reach out and touch someone\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong><font color=\"navy\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\" size=\"5\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: navy\"><\/span><\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><font color=\"navy\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\" size=\"5\">So                        I did&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/font><\/strong><strong><font color=\"navy\" face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-family: Arial\">                         <\/span><\/font><\/strong><font color=\"blue\" face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?attachment_id=71\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-71\" title=\"Reach out and touch someone 2\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/reachoutandtouchsomeone2.jpg\" alt=\"Reach out and touch someone 2\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><font color=\"navy\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\" size=\"5\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: navy\"><\/span><\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><font color=\"navy\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\" size=\"5\">I                        won&#8217;t be in church this                        Sunday!<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And from Gina: Dear Pastor David, I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting. My eye fell upon one of those unfortunate,homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. 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